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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"
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"A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: ""Eye didn't see it coming."""
"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"
"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"
"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."
"In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? In wireland"
"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."
"6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house"
"For dinner last night, all I wanted was some bread that wasn't indian But we had naan"