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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"
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"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."
"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."
"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"
"Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!"
"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."
"Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman."
"My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died."""
"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."