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Joke of the Day

"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."

"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated."

"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."

"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."

"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"

"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."

"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."

"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"