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Joke of the Day
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
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"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."
"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"
"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"
"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"
"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."
"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."
"People talk about the environment like the Earth's in danger. Don't worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"