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Joke of the Day

"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""

"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"

"Well I'm not really sure why you put ""Baby: Ages 0-6"" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long"

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"The longest Joke is worth the read http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"

"Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the seat to go down."

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"