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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone."
Next Joke
"Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos."
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"
"It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough."
"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."
"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."
"My wife asked if I ever think about someone else during sex... ""Nope, just myself."""
"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."
"Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her."