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Joke of the Day

"im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled ""PBR! WOOOO!"""

"I hate being bi-polar It's awesome"

"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"What do you call the hair between your grandmas boobs? Her vagina..."

"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."

"'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'"

"The cancellation of the Golden Girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."