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Joke of the Day

"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""

"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."

"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"

"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"

"It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome."

"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""

"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."