213248

Joke of the Day

"Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866"

"What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife."

"What's the worst part about getting raped by an eskimo? Being forced Inuit."

"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."

"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"

"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."

"[Dinner with GFs parents] *Does shadow puppet of a bird* ""Thats great but I asked what you do for a living?"" Um *smooths tie* I'm unemployed"

"Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because he isn't real."