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Joke of the Day
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"
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"I tear the plastic off of dry cleaning with the same intensity Hulk Hogan ripped off his tiny yellow tanktops."
"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."
"How do you know if someone's a vegan? When you ask them ""Are you a vegan?"" and they say ""Yes""."
"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"
"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."