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Joke of the Day
"How are hanging upside-down and getting a boner alike? All the blood goes to your head."
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"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."
"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."
"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."
"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."