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Joke of the Day
"There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'"
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"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."
"How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light...."
"""How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?"" - Not in a kids movie, dude. ""Ok, but it's puppy skin?"" - Oh, then YES!"
"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."
"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."
"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."
"Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel."