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Joke of the Day

"There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'"

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."

"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated? ----- *May Divorce be with you.*"

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."

"You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google."