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Joke of the Day

"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"MY PARENTS NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING -Sent from iphone 6"

"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."

"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"

"What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app? Tinder"

"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."

"Did you hear about the mod that got pissed off? [deleted]"

"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""

"When I was an altar server, my priest was transferred to another diocese. It was a load off my back."