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Joke of the Day
"Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you."
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"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""
"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."
"Girl, you must be the cure for osteoporosis cuz I'm definitely gaining bone density."
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"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? One is a cunning runt."
"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."
"What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line? Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing..."
"Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead."