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Joke of the Day

"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."

"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"

"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."

"Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist."

"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"Dear God, I asked about atheism today."

"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."

"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"