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Joke of the Day
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."
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"Dont do phone sex Or you'll get hearing aids"
"Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being."
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."
"I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles."
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"Guess what? Chicken butt!"
"Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch... One turns to the other and says, ""I say old boy, have you read marx?"" The other says, ""Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."""
"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."