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Joke of the Day

"If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE."

"school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend"

"If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans... And call it 'Nun of Your Business'"

"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"

"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."

"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"

"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"

"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""

"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."

"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"