24241

Joke of the Day

"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""

"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."

"Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine."

"If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once."

"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."

"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""