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Joke of the Day
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
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"So a Mexican magician says he could disappear in three seconds. He starts to count....""uno, dos"", and poof, he disappears without a tres."
"If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Pakistan! hehehehe......"
"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"
"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""
"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"
"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."
"A guy calls his boss and asks him: Guy: What's the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!"
"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"
"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."