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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."

"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."

"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"I want to create a Facebook event called ""Shut The Hell Up"" and invite everybody."

"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"

"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."