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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America."
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"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."
"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."
"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."
"Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt."
"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."