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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"
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"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"
"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"
"I'm not saying I'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?"
"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"
"Turning on a hotel shower: making you feel mildly retarded since 1947."
"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."