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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant"
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"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
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"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""