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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant"
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"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."
"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"
"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"
"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."
"Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation"
"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"
"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."