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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"

"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He heard there was chicken on the other side!"

"Lorena Bobbitt died :/ Car accident. Some dick cut her off."

"What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"

"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."

"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."