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Joke of the Day
"Vaccines are an inside jab."
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"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."
"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."
"While single, focus on becoming a better person instead of focusing on finding someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."
"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."
"What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss"
"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."
"How does NASA plan a party..? They planet."