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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss"
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"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"
"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""
"The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is ""compost."""
"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"
"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."
"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"