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Joke of the Day
"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."
Next Joke
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
"I picked up an upside down bag of candy and ate it all in one go. I just love W&W's."
"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."
"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."
"MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE"
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."