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Joke of the Day
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."
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"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""
"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"
"I read a shocking and insightful study on the causes of waking from sleep. It was eye-opening to say the least."
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""
"Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife."
"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"
"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."