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Joke of the Day
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."
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"Tits are like Golf You just play the course you're on."
"I have an old resolution 640x480"
"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."
"What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas? ..cancer"
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."