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Joke of the Day

"Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault..."

"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."

"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"

"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"

"I always hear voices when I go for a poo. Shitzophrenia."

"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"

"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."

"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."

"Two fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other ""You man the guns, i'll drive"""

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"