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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"
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"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."
"Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate? Because he had a reptile dysfunction."
"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"
"*Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat* *Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*"
"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."