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Joke of the Day
"I got an anonymous letter today. Oh really - who was it from?!"
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"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"
"Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen."
"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."
"guys calm down squirrels invented parkour"
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"
"""I'm not a big horse person"" - a lying centaur"
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."
"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."