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Joke of the Day

"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."

"Never answer an anonymous letter."

"How do you drown a hipster? Convince them breathing under water is the new fad."

"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""

"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"

"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."

"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"

"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"