20123

Joke of the Day

"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."

"What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist"

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"Me: I need to lose my baby weight. Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen."

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."

"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""