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Joke of the Day
"It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
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"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
"Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......"
"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."
"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"
"Vin Diesel is Latin for ""the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"""
"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."