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Joke of the Day
"It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
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"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOWENYAAAAAA! MAMABEATSEBABAH."
"I put the U in murder"
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."
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