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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"President Chafee"

"I like to watch porn sometimes... ...just for the fucks of it."

"People who say ""Money doesn't grow on trees"" don't understand the paper making process."

"Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU."

"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."

"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"

"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."