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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"
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"Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad... ""How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday"""
"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"
"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."
"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."
"I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus... It just hasn't been twerking."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"