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Joke of the Day

"Beer is so smart that if you drink enough, right around your midsection, it builds a shelf for you to rest bottles on."

"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."

"They say physicists like to work with harmonic oscillation because it's the only problem they can solve. That's not exactly true, but it is a good approximation."

"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"

"Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it"

"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."