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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"
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"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."
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"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."
"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."
"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."
"Where's the best place to apologise to someone? Surrey."
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."
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