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Joke of the Day
"Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis."
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"I asked my English GF if I could have sex with her sister today She said you can't I said no you're a cunt!"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""
"Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there."
"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"
"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"