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Joke of the Day
"Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis."
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"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"
"Do the French play video games? Wii"
"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""
"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."
"Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it."
"The chicks better be hot on this Mayan calendar."
"Two words:"
"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"