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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"
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"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""
"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."
"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"
"Wife and I taking a shower Wife: I want you to do bad things to me. Me: <pours shampoo in her eyes>"
"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."
"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"
"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."
"What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised."