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Joke of the Day
"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"
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"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."
"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""
"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on Sam !"
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."
"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."
"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."
"A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says ""I'm serving narnia"""
"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."