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Joke of the Day

"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"

"Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?"

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."

"The spider in my shower was probably relieved to get washed down the drain after the view of me he got from that angle."

"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."

"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson."

"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"

"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."