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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"
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"I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."
"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?"""
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."
"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""