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Joke of the Day

"There's no 'i' in 'team' but there's 7 of them in... ""Everyone in this office is an idiot & I work better by myself."""

"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?"" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday"

"What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? ""Okay, but just the tip."""

"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"

"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."

"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."

"If I had a repost for every repost I saw on r/reposts... I'd have a lot of reposts"