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Joke of the Day

"What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle? I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!"

"What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? Work it out with a pencil"

"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"

"I gave my wife a tip how she could wash the dishes better. On a side note, Dawn detergent is really starting to make my hands more soft."

"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."

"Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him."

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."