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Joke of the Day

"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""

"Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes"

"If we stop neutering our dogs then the Terriers have won."

"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"

"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."

"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""

"How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries? Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar."