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Joke of the Day

"[Joseph checking in to hotel] ""Is there WiFi?"" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* ""Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"""

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."

"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."

"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."

"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"

"Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray."

"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""

"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"