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Joke of the Day

"Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet..."

"What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing."

"So my girl cheated on me and I said ""wanna hear an anti-joke?""... I love you"

"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."

"I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip... But no pun in ten did."

"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."

"One of my dad's Why do serial killers do what they do? For the Kix"

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."

"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"