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Joke of the Day

"So my girl cheated on me and I said ""wanna hear an anti-joke?""... I love you"

"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. Shots fired"

"Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model... she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!"

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they're......"

"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"

"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."

"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"