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Joke of the Day
"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."
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"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."
"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."
"The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy... Talk about a search and seizure"
"How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."
"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."