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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that in any given group, only 9/10 of people understand basic math? The other 3% doesn't."

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"What do a redneck and hippie have in common? They both hate the government."

"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."

"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."

"My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command."