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Joke of the Day
"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."
Next Joke
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"""john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"""
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence... ...because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her between the legs"
"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."
"I'm sorry I whispered ""a weem a way"" over and over during your jungle safari slide show..."
"[robbing Whole Foods] ""All the cash in a bag NOW!"" 100% organic reusable bag ok? ""Yes!"" [puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag"