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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"

"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."

"I think Jesus is black.. Because he's our father and still hasn't come back yet."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."

"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."

"The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information"

"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"

"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."